So when I first came across the Instagram account @breadfaceblog, I just didn’t get it. There is this girl that I assume is in her kitchen, reviewing bread with her face. It really is as simple as that. Or is it?
Looking at her follower count it was reminiscent of the start of socality Barbie, the parody account of #liveauthentic and #socality hashtags, before the incredible exposure that it was given by various media outlets. Â It was in the afternoon that the whole office was buzzing about this new method of #breadfacing and when I went back to take another look (because these strange, strange videos are highly addictive) I realised that she had gained 2000 followers in the four hours since I had last checked. The idea that it appealed to some twisted sexual fetish for carbohydrates did strike me but from the interviews she gave and the steadily increasing popularity, I would rather believe that 37,000 people (at the time of writing) did not get off to baguettes and soft pretzels.
Then it hit me. She has really nice tops.
1. All tied up
Just like her giant pretzel.
Shop her wallet friendly look here
2. Off the shoulder in purple
And what colour is taro?
Shop the top that she tagged Asos in here
3. Metallic in a square neckline
This top is not microwavable, unlike (pop)corn, the type of bread that you see here.
4. LamÃ© in on where you got that!Answer: the original shirt is most likely from The Kooples as she tagged them in her caption.
Shop the metallic shirt here
5. The vintage shirt
The kind you can imagine picking up in Portobello to wear on your trip to Hawaii, as you press your flushed, sweaty cheeks against those soft sweet baps. Mmm, gluten.
Get your grandma on here.